Wednesday Randomness and Weirdness

Before we get to the weirdness, we must have the randomness.

I hate Windows Vista. Only 1/2 my workforce has it, so I have to save all my documents as other document types, and it constantly reformatts all my stuff. Its not too bad when I am typing a simple letter, but I am working on an organizational chart and every time I add a new box it reformats the whole fucking document. I was going to post some yummy tailgate type recipies, but I was so busy trying to reign supreme over Microsoft Word, that I had no time.

If I ever see Bill Gates in person, I will be putting him on the same spit as Dr Phil.

I have some more notes from Saturday's party. I learned that with all things there are cliques and the "cool kids". I was a little worried when Hubman was getting blown by one of the non "cool kids" that we would lose our good standing with them, but since they invited us to join their party group, all seems good.

I could have kissed BR, the Alpha Girl when she noted that she loved her top because it hid her tummy. Its oddly reassuring to hear another's insecurities.

If there is a hot tub, make sure you are the first group in, otherwise you might be behind people who are not so tidy about their bodily fluids.

Also, if you are not the 1st person on the bed, you might want to lay a towel down. I scooted on the bed to better accommodate Hubman, and accidentally landed in a pool of someone else's sweat. Eeewwww!

I noticed that some of the older men seemed turgid all night with minimal recovery time. Is that normal, or were substances being used, I wonder?

I hope that our lovely hosts left a good tip for housekeeping. I can only wonder what they thought when they came in the next morning and saw that all the beds had been used, and all of the condoms and wrappers and tiny lube bottles in the toilet.

The hotel had really good toiletries. I am sorry that some did not 'accidentally' land in my purse.

So anyway, enough of the Randomness, on to the Weirdness

Wednesday Weirdness #20: Weight Watchers

1. Are you happy with how much you weigh? Why or Why not?
I am not happy with what I weigh. I am overweight and am not thrilled with how my body looks right now.

2. Have you ever been at a weight you are happy with?
When I was a senior in HS I was really sad when my boyfriend and I broke up and I lost a bunch of weight. I looked hot then. I also loved my body when I was pregnant. I was chubby, but it was productive chubbiness. And my boobies looked awesome.

3. Are you currently on a diet now? If yes, describe.
I am doing Weight Watchers Core plan now. Its slowly breaking me of my addiction to white sugar, white flour carbs.

4. What is the craziest thing you have ever done to lose weight?
I didn't actually do it, but last year Darling Boy's teacher was convinced that he had ADD. I considered going through the steps in the hopes of getting him some ADD drugs, for me to take, as they are bascially speed and supposedly stolen by soccer moms all the time to boost weight loss. But I put my good mommy pants on (yes, they were a little snug) and did not succumb to temptation.

5. What is your favorite thing about your body?
I have a great ass. Its just very squeezable and biteable.

6. What is your least favorite thing about your body?
My stomach. For me, abdominal fat is like the party guest you invite out of obligation. Its the first to arrive, the last to leave, and is not attractive to the other guests.

Have a great hump day everyone, and I hope to see lots of you all tomorrow.