Vanilla Prep and TMI

Guess what? I added a word to the Urban Dictionary: Vanilla Prep

Vanilla Prep:

Hiding all of your alternative lifestyle paraphernalia when preparing to have vanilla guests over who would be shocked by your personal life.

My parents are coming to visit so I better do Vanilla Prep and hide the sex toys and take the group sex websites off the web history.

I had a lot of experience with Vanilla Prep this past weekend. We had all the grandparents over for an early birthday party for Princess Persistent. Of course, before they got here Hubman and I had some work to do.

There was the usual grocery shopping, cleaning, vacuuming, dusting, making up the futon and other preparations that come with having company.

Then there is the special cleaning. This cleaning involves removing any incriminating text messages and pictures from our phones. We also had to hide the 'adult' computer, and password protect mine and Hubman's log-ons for the family computer, and just to be safe clean the Internet history and bookmarks from the computer.

It got a little sticky when our parents asked us about our fabulous trip to Florida and we had to be careful not to mention our Saturday night activities or our friend, Southern Vixen. Thankfully they did not ask to see any photos from our weekend.

Hubman: Saturday morning my mom and I are sitting at the dining room table when ASMs phone rings. She is in the shower, and thinking it might be her mom, I pick it up. Uh-oh. It says *Insert SwingerWife's real name here*. But I can't ignore it now, so I answer the call and walk towards the bedroom. After exchanging pleasantries I tell SW what's going on and promise to call her back a little later. Whew, that was close... SW and I did have a very nice chat later *big smile*

As much as we enjoy our family Hubman and I are happy to be just the two of us again.

We are enjoying our typical Monday. 24 is on, and he is on his computer and I am on mine happily blogging away.

Now, onto the TMI. Join in the fun and click here to let them know you played.

MI Tuesday #179

1. Ever Googled a date, a potential date or an ex?
Of course I have. I am a curious chick and occasionally wonder what has happened to someone I used to care about. Of course now with Facebook, you can just friend them if you really want to know what is going on.

2. Do you gossip?
Yes I do. I try to never say anything about someone that I would not say to someone, but I fail sometimes.


3. How many people do you completely trust?
Two. Hubman and my mother. I trust other people, but not completely.

4. Have you ever had sex in car?
Yes. When Hubman was teaching me how to drive, I would get tired of the lessons and try to, ahem, distract him. It usually worked and we would start having sex in the car, but decided to go home and have sex in a more comfortable setting. I am sure car sex is hot. Hmmmm, maybe that is some of the motivation for Hubman eventually wanting to get a minivan.

5. What is your best flirting technique: innuendo, telling a dirty joke, talking about sex life, or physical contact?
Right now I am working the sweet face/dirty mind use of innuendo. I usually hate being short with a baby face as I am regelated to the 'cute' bin instead of the 'sultry' bin. However, I have found that for some men and women the 'whole cutie pie with the filthy mind' is a turn on. In a few years when I am less cute I will have to come up with something else.

Bonus (as in optional): How many times is the most you have ever had sex in a 24 hour period?
I think that four is my limit. My ladybits get tired and sore after a point.