Random Unsolicited Cockshot

Its Friday afternoon and I check my email and with the usual ads from Travelocity I find an email from RandomGuy with the following subject line:

RandomGuy: Hi; I'm a cuckold bull, let me know if you have a use for me.

Included with this is a subject line is a picture of his cock.

I'm a little confused as I do not know this man, and don't remember interacting with him on Twitter.

I check my followers on Twitter and confer with some tweeps and find out exactly what a cuckold bull is.  Once I learn what a Cuckold Bull is I become concerned that his email was meant for someone else so I reply:

Veronica: Did you mean to send this to me?  Do I know you?  Do I follow you on Twitter?

Thanks

Veronica

I soon get the following reply:

RandomGuy: I live in Boston. Don't do twitter. Send a picture and maybe we can do the cuckolding thing.

I'm now thinking, shouldn't you confirm that I'm oh I don't know; Female. Attractive. Into Cuckolding prior to sending a  picture of your cock around?   And as if reading my mind, I quickly get this additional reply.


RandomGuy: Actually - I looked at your blog - maybe I emailed the wrong woman. Sorry if I did.

I am thinking, well duh, shouldn't you have paid attention to that before you send out pictures of your dick?  However, since I'm polite I replied:

Veronica: Thank you but I don't need a bull.  I'm already married to one.

(Not that Hubman is technically a bull, but I consider him to be a well-hung Alpha Male, which seems to be the main requirements for being a bull).  This reply merits two quick responses.

RandomGuy: Oh snap! (Do any adult men actually say that)


RandomGuy: Sorry - I thought you cuckolded your husband.
Just so you know - it was cold when I took that picture.

Now before I got that email, I was just going to leave the whole thing alone.  But the cold line just did me in.  However, I didn't want to leave him hanging, when he was nice enough to apologize so I replied:

Veronica: No problem.  I was just surprised to see random cock in my email.

and then since I was curious, I sent another email.

Veronica: I was wondering, does sending the random naked photos work for you?  I know that many of my naughty friends on Twitter and Swinger gals are not fond of unsolicited cock shots.

Thanks

Veronica

 

I thought he might appreciate some friendly advice, you know in case he was a newbie.  Apparently not:

RandomGuy: Yeah. But they are usually soliciting on a website or blog either officially or unofficially.
I made a mistake with you. I guess you are a cook not a cougar or cuckoldress.

Since my most recent post was a Friday Foodie, I could see where he made that inference.  Too bad he didn't read the part about wanting to lick batter off of people. 

Wanting to close the loop and finish the conversation I sent my final reply:

Veronica: You did but that's ok.  It was lovely speaking with you.

Sincerely

Veronica

I had been on the fence about writing about this, and when I saw his email above, I was going to trash the draft I started the day before.  And then I got this reply:


RandomGuy: Let me know if u have a hot friend that needs impaled. 

And that readers is when I knew I had to mock him.   But mocking him seems mean, so I thought I would go over a few concepts that some potential studs might find interesting. 


1. Never send a random, unsolicited cock shot.

2. If you must send a cock shot, find out if the woman is open to receiving a cock shot.


3. You would know if the woman was open to cock shots if you:
a. Read the Woman's Blog;
b. Read her Twitter Feed;
c. Actually start up a conversation with said woman;
d. Ask her if she would like to see a photo of your cock before you send it;

4. If you must send a random cock shot:
a. Warn the person that cock is imminent. (A simple NSFW is sufficient)
AND
b. Never apologize for your cock, and if you must apologize for the state of your erect cock, please do not use cold temperatures as an excuse since cold temps do not effect erections.