TMI Tuesday-All About Big Jake The One Eyed Snake

Today’s TMI Tuesday was inspired by my friends at Infidelity Chronicles. 

All about the wedding tackle, twig & berries, pole, fire hose, skin flute, dipstick, meat thermometer or what we all know as the penis.

1. What’s more important – length or width? Why?

I like both but if I had to pick I would like width.  I also find that when I'm really PMSing, the ultra deep penetration can be less than fun.

2. Ever encountered one that was too big for you to handle?

Yes.  There is such a thing as too much friction, especially combined with the magical drying powers of condom.

3. Best place to put a penis?

Near someone who knows how to use it.

4. If you had a penis for a day, what would you do with it?

Pee outside standing up and hope it was snowing so I could write my name in pee.

Penis Envy: Largest penis in the animal kingdom is 11 feet (blue whale)

5. You’re a penis, which love canal (that’s a vagina) would you most like to visit:
a. short and shallow
b. fall into the gap, gliding smoothly along the slick walls
c. tight suction lip-lock
d. none, I prefer the back door thank you

I would like a tight suction lip-lock.

Bonus: What is the perfect name for your penis or a penis you use often?

I don't name penises.   But I prefer to use the word cock over penis.

World Penis Size Map: Where would you like to visit? click

I'm perfectly happy with fine American Cock.  But South America does seem nice this time of year.

Also, if you want to see many, many euphemisms for penis visit, Dicktionary

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Happy TMI Tuesday!